Down With Frogs - Because dating is basically an extreme sport

They say you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince. But what they don't tell you is that some of those frogs will ghost you, some will "forget" their wallet at dinner, and at least one will own a dustpan so small it could double as a Barbie accessory.

From first dates that feel like job interviews you didn't prepare for, to romantic gestures that belong in a horror film, Eden Gruger serves up the hilarious, cringe-inducing, and occasionally heart-squeezing truth about modern love.

Whether you're blissfully coupled, happily single, or still swiping like it's an Olympic event, these bite-sized tales will make you laugh, wince, and maybe even text your best friend: "Oh my god, this happened to me."

Warning: May cause uncontrollable giggling, eye-rolling, and the sudden urge to share your own frog stories.

Fans of Tracy Bloom and Helen Fielding will fall head over heels for the charm, wit, and unapologetic honesty of autistic author Eden Gruger.

Stories include:
The Curry Question
Going to meet the parents - Dan
When a surprise really is surprising
Sticks and Stones
Going home to meet the sister
The ideal world relationship charter - aka the equal partnership
Going home to meet the parents - Chas
Going home to meet the (Upper middle class) parents - Shea
An older sisters advice
Poem for you
Afterwards
Day out at the STI clinic
Why on earth are they still single?
Top five worst Christmas presents