Daft, satirical, with several morals for you to choose from at the end…

The TV show, The Great Big Thank You, is feel-good, family entertainment, in which Good Samaritans are reunited with those whose lives they saved. But Christian Tidy – media star and champion of re-wilding – is on a social media collision course with Martha McCann, a woman who talks to her beans and wants to restore her local allotments instead.

If you're weary of conflict, and ready for a funny story about conflict resolution, this one fits the bill!