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The Rise Of Manifesto The Great: A Sci Fi Comedy With Dystopians Delusions - Planet Hy Man 1

Genres: Fantasy/SciFi/Speculative, Science Fiction (Sci-Fi), Humour & Satire
Formats: E-Book, Audio, Paperback
Age Groups: 18+

A planet in chaos, a leader in denial, and a woman who won’t be owned. Planet Hy Man is a planet as pure as a baby’s belly button until a spaceship arrives full of celibate men and women hungry for all things ‘earthy’. They hurl themselves into a frenzy of real meat, real air, and procreation until Manifesto The Great’s forefather takes control, creating order, rules, and a sewage system. Manifesto The Great watches as his forefather pollutes the planet, treats women like they're walking wombs, and designs dodgy robots, and when his forefather dies, Manifesto The Great is left to pick up the pieces. Will he rise over the tidal wave of discontented women and claim his throne, or drown under a sea of underwire and oestrogen? The Rise Of Manifesto The Great is the first book in the Planet Hy Man comedy series.

Three Angry Women And A Baby: A Comedy-Drama Of Motherhood - Bellydancing and Beyond 4

Genres: Contemporary Fiction, Womens Fiction, Humour & Satire
Age Groups: 18+

From belly dance to baby blues—can Sheryl find her rhythm again? Sheryl and Steven have always longed for a baby; however, nine months of yoga doesn’t guarantee a smooth birth, and Sheryl, shell-shocked from a night of everlasting labour, returns home with the maternal feelings of a clay brick. She can’t muster a “coo”, let alone feel anything. Steven tries to reassure her, but living next door to her mother has squashed Sheryl's confidence. Sheryl’s mother is as critical as a gymnastics judge, and Sheryl can’t even get up in the morning, let alone decide on a name for her daughter. When Steven suggests moving to the middle of nowhere, Sheryl agrees—until the silence swallows her whole. Sheryl, lonely with all day to ponder retreats into depression. Until that is, her mother needs her help… But will her mother forgive the daughter who ruthlessly ripped her granddaughter from her like...

A Dress For A Queen And Other Adult Stories

Genres: Contemporary Fiction, Short/Flash Fiction Collection, Humour & Satire
Age Groups: 18+

Diverse, satirical, and deliciously moreish, this comical collection of adult short stories includes: A Dress For A Queen Lizzie loves to perform daring tricks in strange places- the only trouble is, her day job gets in the way. The Story That Got Away Deirdre wants to write for a local paper, but the editor turns up his nose at every story until she comes across photos of his mother’s past. The Lady In The Box Pete thought he knew everything there was to know about yoga until he met the Lady in the box. Boudicca And Mavis The tail of a dancer waiting for a chance, she wants attention, she wants adoration, but what she gets is a different story.

Rebel Without A Crew: A Sci Fi Comedy With Comedic Conquests - Planet Hy Man 6

Genres: Fantasy/SciFi/Speculative, Science Fiction (Sci-Fi), Humour & Satire
Formats: E-Book, Audio, Paperback
Age Groups: 18+

A coup of the century is underway, and Mex is too hungover to care. While Hilda, the new leader, retreats to her "pleasure dome," a coup rises to the occasion. And with Mex living it up in Scotland, there’s little resistance beyond a hippy colony too chilled to care, a ruthless reporter who will side with anyone who pays enough, and a missing set of batteries. Despite never leading anything bigger than a study group, they decide to run the planet the proletarian way —until the leader returns to snatch back her power. The resistance turns to Mex, a woman with more conquests than Alexander the Great, but is Mex willing to give up her retirement for a group of rebels, too young to be taken seriously? Rebel Without A Crew is the sixth in the comic Planet Hy Man series.

Rebel Without A Bra: A Sci Fi Comedy With Dystopian Chaos - Planet Hy Man 5

Genres: Fantasy/SciFi/Speculative, Science Fiction (Sci-Fi), Humour & Satire
Formats: E-Book, Audio, Paperback
Age Groups: 18+

Saving the world takes guts and a few martinis. Beryl has a planet to save and her arch-rival Hilda to beat. A feat near impossible as Hilda has taken every high-tech spying equipment going. Mex is Beryl's only hope. But Mex ‘vodka-ed’ to the eyeballs has tossed her mobile to the wind and hooked up with a troupe of performing transvestites, saving Planet Hy Man could not be further from her mind if she were comatose. Will Beryl persuade Mex to sober up and save their planet, or will Mex stick with the padded bras and all who wear them? Rebel Without A Bra is the fifth in the Planet Hy Man comedy series.

Four Takeaways and a Funeral: A Sibling Rivalry Comedy - Bellydancing and Beyond 3

Genres: Contemporary Fiction, Womens Fiction, Humour & Satire
Formats: E-Book, Audio, Paperback
Age Groups: 18+

Sometimes it takes a funeral to figure out what really matters. Mavis and Lumpy are getting married, but they can’t agree on anything, even the size of their wedding cake, and when Lumpy befriends the local Indian restaurant, their relationship spirals out of control. Mavis’s sister arrives to “sort things”. She wins over Lumpy with budget ideas that would have Scrooge tap dancing. Mavis wants to tap dance on her sister’s head and is on the verge of throwing it all away when her mother dies. With a funeral befitting a sitcom, sibling rivalry on par with a Shakespearean tragedy, and a dying mother's impossible wish, Mavis and Lumpy’s relationship crumbles like a burnt chapatti. Will the funeral be the final straw? Four Takeaways And A Funeral is the third book in the Bellydancing and Beyond series, although each book can be read as a standalone.

Rebel Without A Clue: A Sci Fi Comedy With High-Mileage Heroines - Planet Hy Man 4

Genres: Fantasy/SciFi/Speculative, Science Fiction (Sci-Fi), Humour & Satire
Formats: E-Book, Audio, Paperback
Age Groups: 18+

She’s got one planet to save, zero patience, and no clue what a latte is. Planet Hy Man is running on empty, and Earth is their only hope. Not that Mex cares, she's ready to hang up her catsuit and watch the galaxy pass by. But when she is ordered to save Planet Hy Man or kiss her pension goodbye, she pulls on her leathers and heads to Scotland. With no idea what the Scots are saying, let alone what a fry-up is, Mex combs Glasgow for 'the formula'. Confused, disoriented, and with a growing love for vodka, she hits an obstacle that knocks her for six… Legless, an ancient Planet Hy Man footman, has hidden ‘the formula'. A footman who had supposedly died decades ago, back in the days when phones were anything but mobile and TV screens were anything but flat. A footman now as elusive as the...

The Downfall of a Bellydancer: A Second Chance Comedy - Bellydancing And Beyond 2

Genres: Contemporary Fiction, Womens Fiction, Humour & Satire
Formats: E-Book, Audio, Paperback
Age Groups: 18+

Some women rebuild their lives—one shimmy at a time. Nefertiti’s dance classes are empty, and her performance calendar is blank; she dreams of rising above the ashes but hides under the duvet instead. At one time, Nefertiti was a dancer people queued to see; now she runs a belly dancing class in the middle of nowhere, and the numbers have dwindled. Disappointed Nefertiti turns to her partner and ‘rock’, but he has other plans and drops her like a hot potato. The breakup is as painful as an ingrown toenail in stilettos, and Nefertiti feels alone, until she stumbles across a bag lady with a past the locals gossip about. After fifty-five years of self-absorption, Nefertiti finds herself caring for a woman who spends her days singing off-key. Until the council steps in. Nefertiti faces an impossible choice: protect her home, or fight for someone who has no one, one...

Sheryl's Last Stand:  A Self Discovery Comedy - Bellydancing And Beyond 1

Genres: Contemporary Fiction, Womens Fiction, Humour & Satire
Formats: E-Book, Audio, Paperback
Age Groups: 18+

When your biggest critic is your mother, standing up becomes the bravest move of all. Broke, homeless, and addicted to chocolate Sheryl dreams of something better. On the wrong side of thirty-five, she has lost her job, home, and the ability to say no to her mother. She is wilting in a sea of whiskey and American Wrestling, rooting for Johnstone, a wrestler as believable as Die Hard. Until she discovers belly dancing. Sheryl is a natural and dreams of performing, so when the wrestlers come to town, Sheryl grabs her chance. She feels hopeful until her mother discovers… Will Sheryl stand up to her mother, grab her chance, shimmy towards a life worth getting out of bed for, or toss her coin belt along with her dreams to the wind? Sheryl’s Last Stand is the first in the Bellydancing and Beyond series, although each book can be read as...