When trouble comes knocking, meet the one man dumb enough to answer the door ...

When The Pan of Hamgee encounters some mudlarkers trying to land a box on the banks of the River Dang he is happy to help. Having accepted a share of the contents as a reward he cannot believe his luck. It contains one of the most expensive delicacies available in K’Barth, Goojan spiced sausage. If he can sell it, the sausage might spell the end of his troubles. On the other hand, knowing his luck, it could bring a whole load more.

Written in British English.
Suggested UK cinema rating: PG (parental guidance)
Irreverent science fantasy humorous mash up set in a parallel reality with laser guns and flying cars. Think Doublas Adams meets James Bond ...