Twelve quirky, darkly humorous Christmas stories for you to read curled up on the sofa when the long winter nights draw in.

Why is Santa stalking a couple?

Who will protect seven-year-old Jeannie when a fake Santa comes to call?

What is the real story of the first Christmas?

Why is Christmas being celebrated in November?

What happens when you summon the Genie of the Bauble?

This collection of stories puts a different spin on some of the clichés of the festive season.