Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
True love is a lie,
Who taught me that?
YOU!

Elan Moore knows what she wants. She wants a promotion, to go out with her steady reliable boyfriend, and to have as many fun nights with her friends as she can manage.

The only problems are... her boss thinks she's an understudy for Miranda Priestly, her boyfriend keeps writing her rain checks, the guy she never got over just breezed back into town, and her newest colleague thinks he can ruin her life.

But at least her friends are along for the ride?

Her life isn't a rom-com, it's rom-complicated!